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Crazy how your writing can have me so enthralled in saws, kitty bowls, and a Dutch bathroom.

Brilliant storytelling, GF!

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Thank you sir! I think the moral of the story is that I will keep this handsaw no matter what!

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I’ve read this three times now and I laugh every single time when imagining you standing on a piece of furniture we’ve assembled. I was glad to not be the one sawing for once.

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Long live Stagecraft 101!!!

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If memory serves, the first time I submitted a foam core model, you asked me if I used my teeth to cut it. I did buy sandpaper for the bathroom cabinet though!

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Ah, moving. A weird form of Hell, where life teaches you about your deficiencies. I know it well. There are still some boxes in the garage with uncertain contents--probably stuff I don't need or have already replaced, but who knows? Didn't know you had some dyslexia. Maybe it runs in the family. My own was discovered before there was a word for it; I apparently came running home from first grade one day shouting, "Mom, Mom I can read! K-O-O-L spells look!" It has manifested itself in various ways since: I have mostly gotten over writing b when I meant d, though it occasionally plays hell with a crossword puzzle. But I once constructed the entire ceiling for a model of museum I was designing, only to discover it would only fit if I turned it upside down! Love to you both!

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It’s funny the ways a mind works isn’t it? I don’t know that I have dyslexia proper but the way I opt for the one with the x through it does have me questioning my sanity! Having heard the tale of your mother ironing the letters on your Mickey Mouse Club sweater backwards does make me wonder…

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Wasn't her fault. Dyslexic me set them up. She just didn't catch it amidst five little girls wanting their shirts!

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Secrets revealed! 😂

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Another masterpiece bringing laughter to my world!

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